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heres my faq, or fa-que - meaning fucking annoying questions
erm...
i don't really get much mail - so i don't get that many questions,
but the questions i do get from people who visit this site, people
i know genrally and some questions i guess i would ask if i found
this place are right here... hopefully this list will grow when
i get some enemies who send me 200 hate emails a day - i can hardly
wait (!)
1
] - why crashedstar?
everyone always asks... 'why crashedstar?'
i never tell them
2
] - what is your site about?
its a symbol and a statment about me and
the way i see the world, for more information on hompages check
out this
page - thanks to keith
3
] - what kind of stuff do you put on your site?
erm... basicaaly just stuff i have made, stuff i need to use now
and then or stuff i thinks quite good and decide its worth going
up - to answer the question... nothing and everything
4
] - who owns it?
that would be me... why did you need to know that?
5
] - why are you online so much?
erm... why are you online so much to notice that i am online so
much?
6
] - why do you always get bored of your site and rip it down?
i thought it was just me, but its an illness
that all webmasters get, we are still trying to build up a valid
law suit against... er, someone?
7
] - where did you learn to make websites?
it came to me in a dream... i have still yet to wake up from this
dream...
8
] - can you make me a site?
sure, just be sure to send the cheque first... and allow 5 working
days for... er... thinking time... yeah thats it - thinking time!
9
] - do you like porn?
you have no idea how many emails i get each
and everyday on 'if i like porn' and 'if i would want to see 2 co-ed's
go at it' ...this should be at the top of the fa-que list
10
] - can you put my site on your links page?
you gotta answer pass the test first
11
] - what is this 'test' you talk of?
its a race to see how fast you can transfer a lot of cash from your
bank account into my back account... the winner gets a full page
add for as long as they want
12
] - why do you only have 12 questions on your fa-que?
Because not enough people have emailed me
with the same stupid questions
there
we go - my fa-que... if you feel i have missed any questions off
- all you gotta do is spam me for a few weeks with the same damn
questions
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