have i gone mad? - hmmm... maybe

by joining my mailing list you realise that it has no real point, no real direction, and will make no real sense what-so-ever... i just hope you like it!

upon joining i make a promise to you that i will not send you any spam mail... my idea of spam is something i didn't write or create, a 'cleverly' hidden advert or a run of shit jokes and chains that if you don't respond to you die before you get to 50... yeah right!

i also agree not to sell your details to any third party... this includes the fbi, your ex-girlfriend and also mcdonalds inc... hmmm, well if mcdonalds offer me a million bucks for your email address and contact name then i probebly will - sorry, but at least i'm honest!